Showing posts with label movie sex scenes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movie sex scenes. Show all posts

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Species The Movie Sex Scenes

species posterIf you're looking for some sexy aliens, look no further than Species. Natasha Henstridge running around topless half the time... aliens are rarely this hot. Scientists apparently received some DNA code from the aliens and created this half alien half human chick called Sil, but then she escaped and now she wants to have babies. Lucky for us, the human-alien hybrids don't reproduce asexually, so you know what's coming next. It sounds like the plot of some porno flick, but it's not. Really.

So this sexy alien is trying to settle down and start a family, but there's a bunch of blood thirsty scientists trying to hunt her down just because she's got a somewhat faster metabolism (she gets from a baby into an adult in like couple of days, you can see why that's a problem). I mean, seriously, there's no indication the aliens even wish to harm them, and just look at those titties! If you're not rooting for the evil aliens in this movie, there's obviously something wrong with you.

But let us put aside the moral dilemmas and get straight to the tittes. And are they of plenty. There's not any real sex right until the end, because, you know, if she has a kid the aliens will take over the world and stuff, but there's just tits everywhere, when she's dressing up in the motel, when she almost gets it on with some dude who turns out to be a jerk, when she's washing off his blood under the shower...

natasha henstridge nude

After that she meets another perfect guy, a rather lengthy scene of skinny dipping in the pool follows, but Sil's attempts at starting a family are thwarted by the coitus interruptus personified - the Ben Kingsley and his possey of scientists. There is an upside to this, apparently Sil didn't even have the time to put her clothes on, so now she's running around stark naked.

pool sex scene

Natasha Henstridge is not the only one having sex in here, Lennox (Michael Madsen) and Dr. Laura Baker (Marg Helgenberger) are flirting like some school kids and sooner or later they too get it on. You know what they say, there's no aphrodisiac like chasing an alien that's about to take over the world. Not much of a scene, but there's some Marg Helgenberger's tits. I still think of that scene every time I watch CSI.

Marg Helgenberger nude

In her quest for a perfect man, Sil was trying to get it on with Lennox, but Dr. Arden (Alfred Molina) (another member of the scientist possey) happens to be at the right place at the right time, so she settles for him. He doesn't even know who she is because she dyed her hair black. A brilliant disguise, you might add sarcastically, but if I was a geeky anthropologist and found a sexy chick like that in my room, I wouldn't know she was an alien if she had bleedin tentacles growing out of her forehead. Anyway, it's finally an entire sex scene, it keeps getting interrupted by some other happenings, but lucky for you I edited that out. Sil finally gets a baby and the possey regroups to hunt it down and you can see some alien tits near the end and Sil giving birth and blah, blah, blah. The fun stuff is long gone.

species sex scene final


Species movie sex scenes times:
  • 0:34
  • 0:41
  • 0:42
  • 0:52
  • 0:57
  • 1:00
  • 1:18
  • 1:19
  • 1:22

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Movie Sex Scenes Mix #2

It's once again time for some crappy, or should we say "watered down" movie sex scenes, or should we say "random flashes of nudity in movies that have no sex scenes but still try to squeeze in a quick bare breast or two".

How about some "greatest movie ever made" - The Godfather. There's a scene of Al Pacino and his Sicilian wife Apolonia (Simonetta Stefanelli) consumating their marriage, but it just ends with Simonetta Stefanelli undressing herself and exposing her tits. Disappointing, but I'm sure Coppola knew what he was doing. The Godfather: Part II doesn't have anything that even comes close and all that's in Part III is some chick's naked ass. Just fuggetaboutit.

godfather sex scene

Man On The Moon: I guess Milos Forman never was a big fan of sex scenes. Even in The People vs. Larry Flynt all you can see are some tits. You can see some tits in the Man On The Moon as well, but that's it. The legend says Andy Kaufman (of whom the said film is about) was quite familiar with the ladies of the night. It seems that's where he started his women's wrestling career. So Jim Carrey pays a visit to the whorehouse where he wrestles two naked chicks, the end. I should mention there's plenty of sexy wrestling with chicks (alas being clothed) later on. And I mean it, it's pretty hot, I wish I could get into women's wrestling... They probably changed the rules after Andy Kaufman though.

man on the moon sexy wrestling

White Sands: Not much to say here, just your usual crime thriller flick, but I kinda liked it anyways. Just Willem Dafoe having a shower with Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. I still don't know what the hell's going on, he's a happily married guy and there they are in the shower with that sexy music playing that always leads to sex, but then it cuts to the scene where she's pretending to having sex, so Willem Dafoe can take out the guys keeping surveillance on them. So they did it for real before, but now they're pretending? How come we didn't get to see the real thing? Also, they probably used a body double for Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio's nude scene, I don't know but that could have been anyone's hair... Those bastards, depriving us of celebrity nudity.

white sands shower sex

You might have heard about Wrong Turn, it was a fairly decent horror flick with one mistake: no titties. Well the sequel Wrong Turn 2: Dead End fixed that (somewhat). There's a scene of Crystal Lowe flirting around with her titties. You see, they're filming a reality show and you gotta have stuff like that in there, but I digress. Anyways, that's about it, except for an unrevealing blowjob, one of them disfigured forest mutants jerking off to Crystal Lowe relaxing down by the river and scenes of two of them hideous creatures getting it on - no nudity, but in the latter case that might actually be a good thing.

wrong turn 2 crystal lowe


Sexy scene times:
  • The Godfather - 1:46
  • Man On The Moon - 0:44
  • White Sands - 1:10
  • Wrong Turn 2 - 0:29