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Sunday, April 4, 2010

Wild Things Movie Sex Scenes

wild things posterWhen talking sexy Hollywood movies you gotta at least mention the Wild Things. Sure, it's your usual crime mystery thriller, but damn! - it's sexy as hell. I get the shivers just thinking about it...

Let's skip the story since you'll probably get spoiled anyway. Let's just say there's this high school teacher guy Mr. Lombardo (Matt Dillon) and a bunch of horny chicks trying to get into his pants and then it turns out it's a lot more complicated than that.

Anyways, we'll start with something a bit less explicit. Kelly (Denise Richards) and her sexy friend (I forgot her name) decide to wash Mr. Lombardo's car. Of course all of this is happening in sunny Florida or somewhere, so when hot chicks are washing your car, they're not just washing your car. You get the point. As I've said, nothing explicit, but I'll be damned if it ain't hot as a fuck.

sexey carwash

Just when you thought you're watching a decent family movie, BAM! A gratuitous sex scene! There's Kelly's mom (Theresa Russell) screwing some guy and showing off her bouncy tits. What's the story behind all this? I'm not sure, really, but it's an excellent excuse to include Theresa Rusell's tits.

theresa russel's ass

On to the good stuff. This next one is considered to be one of the best Hollywood sex scenes and rightfully so. It's got everything, tits, lesbians, champagne, Denise Richards, Neve Campbell and Matt Dillon! Fine, maybe Dillon is a bit of a distraction, but that's beside the point. I can't even begin describe it, just see it. It's gonna be the greatest thing you've ever seen in an entire month if not years.

the sexiest champagne sex scene ever

You can never have enough lesbians, so luckily we have one more. Neve Campbell and Denise Richards are arguing about something and a sexy chick fight ensues. In the pool! But wait! ... They were just playing around (like you didn't know). Soon enough they start kissing and undressing each other. Kevin Bacon just can't believe his eyes. Don't worry, he's there on official police business.

lesbians in the pool

Just so you really get how sexy these Wild Things are, I'm including a bonus scene of Kelly getting out of the pool. Might not be much, but that swimming suit is not exactly thoroughly hiding everything.

denise richars out of the pool

Oh, I almost forgot, you can also see Kevin Bacon's dick somewhere near the end. He's a classy guy.

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Before The Devil Knows You're Dead

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead posterI'm warning you, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead is a pretty fucked up movie. Of course it starts all cheery, actually it's one of those movies that open with a sex scene. But don't let that fool you. Slowly but surely things get more and more depressing until you'll find yourself sobbing in a corner and shaking like Shakespeare, cursing the day you decided to see this flick. I exaggerate a bit, but seriously, it's almost as depressing as some Requiem For A Dream.

It's got Marisa Tomei sex scenes though! I won't blabber about the plot, all you need to know is there are two brothers: Philip Seymour Hoffman and Ethan Hawke, the former is hooked up with Marisa Tomei and the latter is banging her behind Philip's back. They organize a robbery and screw up big time.

Firstly we see the Philip and Marisa getting it on like crazy. Doggy style and all sweaty and excited, it's like they're having the sex of their lives. It's pretty short but pretty hardcore as well, no wonder they slapped an R rating on that smut! Afterwards they spend a couple of minutes in bed reminiscing on the awesome sex they just had and Marisa Tomei flashes her boobs a bit. She's got the sexiest nipples I've ever seen...

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead Movie Sex Scene 2

Marisa also has a nude scene with Ethan Hawke, they've just finished getting it on and Marisa starts to get dressed. Some tits and Ethan Hawke's ass and that's the last piece of nudity you're gonna get. It's not the kind of movie you'd expect a bunch of sex and nudity from anyways, you should be happy with what you got. I say it was pretty nice, the movie's not that bad either, it's got a lot of depth and if you disagree, take it to those bastards hollywood producers.


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