Wild Things Movie Sex Scenes

When talking sexy Hollywood movies you gotta at least mention the Wild Things. Sure, it's your usual crime mystery thriller, but damn! - it's sexy as hell. I get the shivers just thinking about it...

Let's skip the story since you'll probably get spoiled anyway. Let's just say there's this high school teacher guy Mr. Lombardo (Matt Dillon) and a bunch of horny chicks trying to get into his pants and then it turns out it's a lot more complicated than that.

Anyways, we'll start with something a bit less explicit. Kelly (Denise Richards) and her sexy friend (I forgot her name) decide to wash Mr. Lombardo's car. Of course all of this is happening in sunny Florida or somewhere, so when hot chicks are washing your car, they're not just washing your car. You get the point. As I've said, nothing explicit, but I'll be damned if it ain't hot as a fuck.



Just when you thought you're watching a decent family movie, BAM! A gratuitous sex scene! There's Kelly's mom (Theresa Russell) screwing some guy and showing off her bouncy tits. What's the story behind all this? I'm not sure, really, but it's an excellent excuse to include Theresa Rusell's tits.



On to the good stuff. This next one is considered to be one of the best Hollywood sex scenes and rightfully so. It's got everything, tits, lesbians, champagne, Denise Richards, Neve Campbell and Matt Dillon! Fine, maybe Dillon is a bit of a distraction, but that's beside the point. I can't even begin describe it, just see it. It's gonna be the greatest thing you've ever seen in an entire month if not years.



You can never have enough lesbians, so luckily we have one more. Neve Campbell and Denise Richards are arguing about something and a sexy chick fight ensues. In the pool! But wait! ... They were just playing around (like you didn't know). Soon enough they start kissing and undressing each other. Kevin Bacon just can't believe his eyes. Don't worry, he's there on official police business.



Just so you really get how sexy these Wild Things are, I'm including a bonus scene of Kelly getting out of the pool. Might not be much, but that swimming suit is not exactly thoroughly hiding everything.



Oh, I almost forgot, you can also see Kevin Bacon's dick somewhere near the end. He's a classy guy.

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Twin Peaks - Fire Walk With Me

While Twin Peaks the series was surprisingly normal (for David Lynch), Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me - the movie based on the series - is a whole other story. It's all that screwed up David Lynch we all love and have no idea what's it all about. A lot of folks didn't like this movie, probably just because it was something completely different from the series. Well I say screw them, just because it's different it doesn't mean it's crap.

Movie starts with two FBI guys investigating the first victim of that Twin Peaks serial killer and some kid with a mask is running around and generally WTF things happen.

Then we get a glimpse into the life of Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee) doing drugs, having sex and having her soul tortured by evil spirits. As you might have heard, Laura Palmer was quite the floozy, but it seems like they tried to squeeze in as many movie sex scenes and nudity as possible just for the hell of it. Like this one for example. She's having an intimate moment with James that could easily have gone by with Laura wearing that towel over her breasts, but it's conveniently placed around her waist.

Laura, Donna (Moira Kelly) and some men go to this sleazy but awesome Pink Room, Laura gets undressed and everyone starts making out. Plenty of tits again. The guys go down on the girls but you can't really see it because it's under the table. Then Laura freaks out because Donna is wearing her clothes and they get out of there. Apparently she doesn't want Donna to be like her. Don't ask, it's complicated.



Later Laura is lying in her bed and starts feeling all sexy when suddenly BOB comes out the window and has his way with her. No nudity this time.

Laura, Ronette, Jacques, and Leo then have an orgy at that cabin in the woods. Laura struggles, but Jacques ties her up, so there's a little bit of bondage for ya. Then Leland comes and kicks the shit out of everyone and... well you probably know how it all ends.

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me movie sex scene times:

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Before The Devil Knows You're Dead

I'm warning you, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead is a pretty fucked up movie. Of course it starts all cheery, actually it's one of those movies that open with a sex scene. But don't let that fool you. Slowly but surely things get more and more depressing until you'll find yourself sobbing in a corner and shaking like Shakespeare, cursing the day you decided to see this flick. I exaggerate a bit, but seriously, it's almost as depressing as some Requiem For A Dream.

It's got Marisa Tomei sex scenes though! I won't blabber about the plot, all you need to know is there are two brothers: Philip Seymour Hoffman and Ethan Hawke, the former is hooked up with Marisa Tomei and the latter is banging her behind Philip's back. They organize a robbery and screw up big time.

Firstly we see the Philip and Marisa getting it on like crazy. Doggy style and all sweaty and excited, it's like they're having the sex of their lives. It's pretty short but pretty hardcore as well, no wonder they slapped an R rating on that smut! Afterwards they spend a couple of minutes in bed reminiscing on the awesome sex they just had and Marisa Tomei flashes her boobs a bit. She's got the sexiest nipples I've ever seen...



Marisa also has a nude scene with Ethan Hawke, they've just finished getting it on and Marisa starts to get dressed. Some tits and Ethan Hawke's ass and that's the last piece of nudity you're gonna get. It's not the kind of movie you'd expect a bunch of sex and nudity from anyways, you should be happy with what you got. I say it was pretty nice, the movie's not that bad either, it's got a lot of depth and if you disagree, take it to those bastards hollywood producers.


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