Twin Peaks - Fire Walk With Me

While Twin Peaks the series was surprisingly normal (for David Lynch), Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me - the movie based on the series - is a whole other story. It's all that screwed up David Lynch we all love and have no idea what's it all about. A lot of folks didn't like this movie, probably just because it was something completely different from the series. Well I say screw them, just because it's different it doesn't mean it's crap.

Movie starts with two FBI guys investigating the first victim of that Twin Peaks serial killer and some kid with a mask is running around and generally WTF things happen.

Then we get a glimpse into the life of Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee) doing drugs, having sex and having her soul tortured by evil spirits. As you might have heard, Laura Palmer was quite the floozy, but it seems like they tried to squeeze in as many movie sex scenes and nudity as possible just for the hell of it. Like this one for example. She's having an intimate moment with James that could easily have gone by with Laura wearing that towel over her breasts, but it's conveniently placed around her waist.

Laura, Donna (Moira Kelly) and some men go to this sleazy but awesome Pink Room, Laura gets undressed and everyone starts making out. Plenty of tits again. The guys go down on the girls but you can't really see it because it's under the table. Then Laura freaks out because Donna is wearing her clothes and they get out of there. Apparently she doesn't want Donna to be like her. Don't ask, it's complicated.



Later Laura is lying in her bed and starts feeling all sexy when suddenly BOB comes out the window and has his way with her. No nudity this time.

Laura, Ronette, Jacques, and Leo then have an orgy at that cabin in the woods. Laura struggles, but Jacques ties her up, so there's a little bit of bondage for ya. Then Leland comes and kicks the shit out of everyone and... well you probably know how it all ends.

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me movie sex scene times:

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The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Nevermind the annoying accents and Daniel Day-Lewis looking like some damn Zoolander, The Unbearable Lightness of Being is a wonderful flick. And sexy too. When a movie starts with a sex scene you can probably assume where the rest of it will go.

Tomas (Daniel Day-Lewis) is a successfull brain surgeon, he's so excellent even, he can't be satisfied by just one woman. We can see him seducing some random hospital employee in the very first few minutes of the film.




Tomas's main woman, though, is Sabina (Lena Olin). They're having sex in front of a mirror right after the hospital scene. Looks like they're having quite a bit of fun there. If you pay attention you can catch a quick glimpse of Sabina's pussy, the sheets are obviously there just to conceal Day-Lewis's ass.



Tomas meets Tereza (Juliette Binoche) and they too get it on eventually. There's no nudity yet, so I left it out, there's a bunch of stuff like that in there. Tomas pays another visit to Sabina and they have sex in front of the mirror yet again. She hides his sock there at the end. She's probably pissed about his whoring around.



Then the Soviets invade and a bunch of other things happen. They all move to Switzerland where Tereza decides to become a photographer, so one day she visits Sabina to do some nudes. Apparently she has an amazing sense of the female body. Tereza shoots some pictures, but then Sabina decides to take some pictures of her own. They're running around bare naked, Tereza trying to cover herself until both they end up on the sofa where Sabina gets on top of her and starts undressing her panties. She seems a bit passive aggresive, but they soon switch to a more sexy and relaxed atmosphere and have a bit of fun by the fireplace. Looks like they've been doing this all day. No wonder, the whole thing is about 8 minutes long.



Tereza returns to Prague and after a while Tomas joins her as well. They fall into each other's arms and have some sex. Tereza cries with happiness.



For criticizing the communist regime, Tomas now works as a window cleaner. And that's where he meets his next floozy. She immediately starts flirting, apparently she's got some kid of "medical problems". She undresses before him and that's about it, but hey, it's nudity so I'm not complaining.



Eventually Tereza becomes fed up with Tomas seeing all these women and jumps in bed with some guy she met at the bar (Stellan Skarsgård). She's very uncomfortable about the whole thing but does it anyway. It kinda feels like rape, but she feels at peace afterwards, I guess it's nice to know your partner is not the only one who's sleeping around.





Times of the scenes:

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