Animal House

You know, kids... in the old days the comedies were just jam-packed with all sorts of sexyness, but nowadays it's just that damn comedy all over the place. But seriously, I have a feeling there's a lot less nudity in nowadays' comedies. Damn you, different times we live in!

The story of Animal House revolves around a bunch of crazy frat guys who do nothing but party and get laid. It's all very realistic. First we got this guy from a more sophisticated fraternity having an intimate moment with his girlfriend at the make-out point. It's just an implied handjob with latex handgloves, but don't fear, the nudity is right around the corner.



John Belushi plays sort of this resident crazy guy, sort of the kind that spends the day passed out on the floor and starts screaming words of wisdom when someone wakes him up by accident. In this scene he brings a ladder to the girl's dormitory and observes the mythical girly pillow fight. He's very cautious not to arouse any suspicion by carefully maneuvering himself to the next window only to be struck down by the the sheer sight of pussy. Unfortunately he falls to the ground before we get to see it as well.



If the words "toga party" means nothing to you, well... you probably don't know anything about toga parties. All kinds of awesome stuff happens at toga parties. There's this the virgin guy trying to score with some drunk chick (Sarah Holcomb), while the more experienced Eric Straton a.k.a. Otter is seducing the dean's wife (Verna Bloom). Turns out the drunk chick was the underage daughter of the mayor and, well... dean's wife was the dean's wife. As you can probably imagine, all of this deals quite a blow to the fraternity establishment, but that doesn't deter our valiant heroes.



After fraternity is destroyed as a result of their irresponsible behaviour, our heroes decide to go on a road trip and the sexy boy Otter is quick on procuring the dates for everyone by pretending to be the boyfriend of a recently deceased friend of some hot campus chicks. He manages to get all the way to the third base with Shelly Dubinsky (Lisa Baur) by pretending he's sad as hell, when the all the hot titty action is interrupted by his jerk friends running out of a black supremacist bar. Damnit, that always happens!



That's about it, except for the beer bukkake, hot fratguy on fratguy spanking and Donald Sutherland's scrawny naked ass. Yes, you heard it right. I'll just leave it at that.

There's also the bare naked ass of Karen Allen who plays Katy, the romantic interest of Donald Boon, but I'm not so sure about that one, might have been a body double, the scene is conveniently only shot from behind, so you can't really be sure.


Movie sex scene times:

• 0:34
• 0:36
• 0:54
  
• 1:13
• 1:18 (Karen Allen's and Donald Sutherland's asses)